Day 1: The Night begins.
I, Prof.Box as been researching, what created these creatures of the wild. From processing them under a X-Ray, I have deduced that Lawyer Cats, are 30% humans, 70% cat. Hipsters are humans, but they aren't 'true' humans. We players aren't even humans ourselves! We are abnormal humans, capable of building EXTREME things with no support. Are we telepathic? Nevermind, we shall see results tommorow.
Day 2: The Foul experiments begin.
I, along with Apprentice Kalaris and Choloy, begin dissecting Dire Game reviewers and Game Reviewers. And the discovery should be horrifying. But that will be tomorrow. Will this research funded by Sim9 and Xerp Co. be worth it?